Waking up holding the bedsheets like reins.
Tacking up the dog.
Teaching kitty to ride said dog. But only allowing lunge lessons until kitty develops a better seat.
Begging others to allow you to just sit on their horse.
Convincing self that walking said horse on a long rein cant’t hurt.
Teaching said horse dressage basics while saddleseat owner cringes in corner.
Get ripped off said horse and continue to beg to ride it again.
Trade dog for 5 mins of ride time.
Rent hubby out for 10 minute riding fix.
Selling hubby for 1 hour riding fix. Hubby happier and won’t come back….
Trying to sell parents but getting no takers. 😉